what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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