Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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