Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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