Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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