Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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