C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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