So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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