I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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