Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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