Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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