No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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