Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize