google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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