Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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