When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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