do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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