If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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