haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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