they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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