What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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