I must be too annoying 4 u.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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