new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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