So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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