my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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