Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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