I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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