In the future we'll all be gay
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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