Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I looked at my own cervix.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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