im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
