he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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