so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When did angry sex become our thing?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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