got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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