I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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