Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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