it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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