normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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