Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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