Little spoons don't ask big questions
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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