I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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