Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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