I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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