just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Oh god it's open bar.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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