i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Holy sore nipples Batman
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
