remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
