did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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