She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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