hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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