can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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