My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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