So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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