the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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