I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
A bitchslap is in order.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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