**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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